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breakfast-with-satan:

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

wouldn’t you be

(Source: coolfunnywhatever, via des-pair-ing)

badparent:

me as a parent

(Source: automatically, via automatically)

Anonymous asked: You stopped smoking bc your boyfriend wanted you too?

pursuitofhapppinessss:

yeah isn’t that fucking ridiculous. 

(Source: pamyuse, via seriously-youknow)